I routinely jot down funny,
random or interesting ideas so I can expand on them later for this
blog. As I looked through my notes to begin writing, I
realized that some of them don't need expansion or explanation. They
are good enough on their own.
So, enjoy!
When a friend needs duct tape,
don't ask questions and don't offer advice...just deliver her the
roll with a smile. And be sure to wipe off your fingerprints just in
case.
Life would be easier if
everyone came to the realization that you just can't fix stupid.
If the stands at Bristol are
less than half full for a Sunday race, something is very, very wrong
with NASCAR. There was once a waiting list for tickets and it was
only used if someone died.
You don't always need a reason
to give someone a hug, a hand, or a call.
You might be a redneck if
you've used Channel Locks or Vise Grips to pull the cork on a wine
bottle. (guilty)
Children should be taught to
stand on their own two feet and be independent. They are not
entitled to indefinitely live with or be supported by their parents.
It's not denial...I'm just very
selective about the reality I accept.
Signing off with this belated
St. Patrick's Day quote:
