Garfield
is a wonderfully lazy, lasagna loving fat cartoon cat created by Jim Davis. He's
sassy and funny, and his cynical outlook on life always makes me
smile. Here are a few of my favorites from his many nuggets of
wisdom.
“I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.”
“Never trust a smiling cat.”
“Eat every meal as though it were your last.”
"I can...but I won't."
“I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!”
“The
most active thing about me is my imagination.”
